2018-04-16: Man gotta keep up more with clang without Swift. Brushing up on C++17 and other things now. This is …

2018-04-06: So our pup is doing so great! t.co/GjLhWQPHK… #superwiener #strongwiener #walkingwiener

2018-02-24: Uli does this to me any time I’m trying to get things done… t.co/0z5T4riPU…

2017-06-29: So cool. This will make the steps to compare C, C++, and Swift easier. I’ve had many times where I’d …

2017-06-15: Greyson’s mommy t.co/0gDPF2cmG…

2017-05-17: He is too! #heinzisahotdog t.co/LAmu99deb…

2017-05-11: ISPs should not control what we read/watch/say online. That’s #NetNeutrality & now …

2017-04-07: To be clear all gate rapers should not be allowed to do whatever to people and read phones / …

2017-04-07: Reading this and wanting to note that t.co/G9TgGtWjZ… is a must. You can get a warrant if …

2017-04-03: The 265 members of Congress who sold you out to ISPs, and how much it cost to buy them - The Verge …

2017-01-27: Ha! t.co/yvjE73klc…

2017-01-25: Divest or put in a blind trust all of the President’s business and financial assets …

2017-01-20: So gunna stop posting honestly I don’t know what to do and how to help. Working at @avocado I felt I …

2017-01-20: 1.) I know it will happen tomorrow but… a man who assigns those that disbelieve in the departments …

2017-01-20: Oh and to be “that guy”… like he(Trump) is… I also mean those folks from other countries… your …

2017-01-20: Before it happens… my wife and other women I respect deeply professionally and …

2016-12-19: I’m supporting this fundraiser, please check it out: ‘Disneyland for Ish’s Family’ …

2016-11-14: I feel this needs to be said. I love working in a place with people of all kinds from all over the …

2016-09-26: What the fuck is happening #Debates. It’s the stateswoman vs the jester that sounds like a …

2016-09-13: I love using this to play with ideas. It’s way fun when watching TV on the couch! …

2016-07-17: As a former Floridian this made me laugh. It’s all fake so why do they get so upset… …

2016-03-21: Hmm… guess they knew an ass-kicking was coming? t.co/uWWYSnacW…

2016-03-10: See this is why Apple can’t give an inch on this once these agencies can, they do for …

2016-03-09: It always bothers me, on crypto and other tech political issues that fear comes before tech. Read …

2016-03-03: Late to the party, but if the FBI crypto issues scare me this keeps me up at night …

2016-02-17: Well said…. t.co/7vxFgPNwP…

2016-02-06: Folks interested in keeping up the evolution of Swift? Check this out! Source: @iOSDevWeekly Author: …

2016-01-06: This is so exciting! Rust & Swift for services, brave new world! “Building REST APIs …

2015-12-03: Yay! This is so awesome! 👍💯👏 t.co/lhvqFpEu8…

2015-11-16: The internet must remain open, so special internet zones anywhere. #netneutrality …

2015-10-11: My uncle Paul trying to break the marshmallow record @ our wedding! t.co/fL6snmpGF…

2015-09-12: So just created a PhotoBooth app that uses an iPad/iPhone. It’s for the wedding, but whatever 😄. PR …

2015-09-06: Death to Bullshit thank god someone else thinks like I do! 👍🏻💯 t.co/JjpofUWR6…

2015-08-15: Yeah this has been driving me nuts “Radar: Xcode framework for wrong platform” …

2015-07-19: I want to send my thoughts to a friend and their families. My thoughts are with you.

2015-06-05: At this point, I’m convinced that @Pebble doesn’t understand how to publish apps on the …

2015-06-05: If you make a competing product. One with a supposedly better camera, why oh why would you make …

2015-06-04: As a iOS developer for many years this guy got it! This is how it works. Nothing to see here. …

2015-04-26: Surprised at the lack of Handoff and Interactive APNS in many Apple Watch apps #didntgetthememo …

2015-04-24: So pleased with my Apple Watch t.co/8rOPHoBAa…

2015-04-24: The best Apple Watch apps you may not have heard of t.co/cE0CBnlEZ…

2015-04-17: Feel like a wimp, but dealing with the fallout of my wife’s car break-in and stolen wallet is …

2015-04-10: “Did you get a Apple Watch?” - bought 5 wanted 2, Apple, wrong card on Apple Pay, just …

2015-04-09: Start your engines. It’s that time again! Let’s DDOS t.co/7QAWYC0qj… ;) …

2015-04-07: Bringing Romance To The Apple Watch t.co/LdfUXFpdd…

2015-04-05: Reading this old pulled technote and reflecting how much Ave was spot on. t.co/f7kI7TbJr…

2015-03-09: Apple Watch - The Watch Reimagined - YouTube Apple Watch Ad is awesome. Way more awesome than other …

2015-03-09: bendjones/puppyFirstNightHelper Edited from Stephen Ettinger, D.V.M. I thought I’d share what I made …

2015-02-27: #RIPSpock my favorite character. My mom always used to say Spock reminded her of my grandfather I …

2015-02-21: Just left the ceremony, @skylerslade had such a smile when @jennihutton walked to him. Congrats …

2015-02-20: Headed to Gainesville, FL from O-Town. To @skylerslade and @jennihutton I’m so happy for y’all, and …

2015-02-02: Heinz - “no one knows what it’s like, behind blue eyes” t.co/OYG5VNxc6…

2015-01-09: Happy Anniversary iPhone! t.co/i0gZzrEe0…

2015-01-09: Gist to auto create iOS builds with Beta Builder with Xcode Server Bot that posts to @slack with the …

2014-10-29: Don’t let Comcast take over half of America’s Internet. Tell Congress & @FCC to …

2014-10-28: iOS 8 52%… getting there. “iOS 8 Now Installed on Over Half of Active iOS Devices - Mac Rumors” …

2014-09-25: Apple’s App Store Usage Numbers Suggest 46% Adoption Rate for iOS 8 t.co/KE73ij1lh…

2014-09-16: Exactly 1 year ago today! (via @timehop) t.co/Rm5Cu5fJQ… t.co/RKHMWqioC…

2014-09-07: All three of our fosters got adopted! Yay! Their great pups! #rocketdog t.co/jI1KSQqbc…

2014-09-07: Exactly 7 years ago today! (via @timehop) t.co/pzIyZ3nhy… t.co/avbLpZgqz…

2014-09-04: Memories from 1 year ago today! #tbt via @memoir t.co/jGj1NVRSs…

2014-08-18: Can’t load any projects on #yosemitebeta 6, please Apple bring back #Beta6 if it fixes my …

2014-08-18: Anyone else having trouble with Yosemite B6 and Xcode?

2014-08-18: Anyone else have trouble opening Xcode6-b6. I’m getting corrupted file errors and now …

2014-08-08: Exactly 1 year ago today! (via @timehop) t.co/95YFg0mdJ… t.co/CwOAdAIia…

2014-08-07: From Kim to Ben t.co/ssWY6f2lI…

2014-08-07: From Kim to Ben t.co/bRvFx7mXG…

2014-08-07: In memoriam. We loved you so much baby dog! t.co/rhCXixNCz…

2014-08-01: Which Disney couple are you?: t.co/nPwLhdZAZ…

2014-07-29: I’ve been seeing bits of the new doc syntax. Here’s the scoop. Swift Documentation - …

2014-07-23: Exactly 1 year ago today! (via @timehop) t.co/TYJo1Isb4… t.co/IOkakhjfE…

2014-07-19: Exactly 1 year ago today! (via @timehop) t.co/3H8RBSKwJ… t.co/puYiOl6jv…

2014-07-14: One year @avocado, wow. Time files! It’s been I’m honored to work with such great …

2014-07-08: Exactly 1 year ago today! (via @timehop) t.co/56NswgpJt… t.co/ZDM5Chocw…

2014-07-08: “We got on Cult of Mac! t.co/1xNQPF0wo…” – Ben to Kim

2014-07-08: t.co/GVBX55bA5…

2014-07-08: t.co/ygW9RMP4V…

2014-07-08: t.co/1xNQPF0wo…

2014-07-08: Fireworks near Pier 39 in SF t.co/F2okYpH18…

2014-07-06: Loving Swift’s powerful enums combined with Tuples. How nice!

2014-07-04: Exactly 2 years ago today! (via @timehop) t.co/KswJdWTnq… t.co/8Va5iOHzE…

2014-07-03: Exactly 2 years ago today I spent my last night in Gainesville and embarked on my Silicon dreams. As …

2014-07-02: Kim at Yosemite waterfall t.co/PGWIjIeHi…

2014-07-02: Ben at the waterfall t.co/ZHdUmhKXU…

2014-06-21: Exactly 2 years ago today! (via @timehop) t.co/3jr6puxQ7… t.co/OALV12zrP…

2014-06-17: Avocado & Pears shared a story on Pears! t.co/l61Hodu6d…

2014-06-13: Xcode Swift playgrounds have become my goto for prototyping views and cells. #thathappenedfast

2014-06-12: Brings tears to my eyes… #goodtimes #objc t.co/kEZtZjFGd…

2014-06-12: Hope that I can be as strong and show the same courage #663399Becca

2014-06-07: Fun way to show support for being able to know if it’s GMO #gmorighttoknow …

2014-06-02: Hopefully the switch to Swift will be as amazing as programming in Obj-C has been for me all these …

2014-05-30: CA to FB Wow! “@kimon: Delighted to be crossing paths with my old colleague, John Harper — THE …

2014-05-29: “t.co/GTOJ7gyGX…” – Ben to Kim

2014-05-28: Max (and I got him adopted already) t.co/LFX59O9xf…

2014-05-27: “The album my Dad was a engineer on is on YouTube! t.co/bvOk8de3y…” – Ben to Kim

2014-05-26: Any of my twitter friends going to WWDC please DM me I wants some shirts!

2014-05-23: Kim and Pup office squatting t.co/fZuWIZ02w…

2014-05-16: Two years ago today I asked my friend @skylerslade this… t.co/BkZ938fH2… …

2014-04-29: This hilarious graph of Netflix speeds shows the importance of net neutrality t.co/GhymW0AMh…

2014-04-25: Stay Connected! @avocado is #1 in “Modern Love” Collection in Lifestyle section of …

2014-04-24: Maintain true net neutrality to protect the freedom of information in the United States. …

2014-04-17: What’s your dream date?: t.co/yeEGqdWOC…

2014-04-12: Kim with Wallie at ASPCA Easter egg hunt t.co/kvO3CKQbr…

2014-04-01: Happy Birthday Apple! Thanks for all the magic! t.co/g6TYThhxF…

2014-03-24: iOS 7 is at 85%! Sweet! t.co/hHZcsSOwx…

2014-03-24: When my boo is out of town, my dinner looks like…: t.co/r2MU95ukv…

2014-03-20: I found my #FirstTweet: t.co/YXXaHaqjF… What was yours? t.co/P7aQm1e4q…

2014-03-18: When we first met, it was like…: t.co/nGuUOWL4K…

2014-03-07: We’re lazy bums t.co/isCfdezVq…

2014-02-28: Amazingly well written article about @pearsapp #wishicouldwrite t.co/T2nS7Jtan…

2014-02-27: Kim @ Kirkwood t.co/yaHC2QfVh…

2014-02-27: Shot taken from the top of “The Wall” @ Kirkwood. Fun! t.co/Xj6M7sZVV…

2014-02-25: Ok everyone running OS X 10.9 Mavericks should update to 10.9.2! #gotofail t.co/GXGI9Je8Y…

2014-02-24: To all my friends/love-ones that run Apple products. Read this and run software update on your …

2014-02-07: Just watched the billnye “debate” on evolution. Dad how do you put up with this?

2014-01-18: Status update. t.co/hTcghTHva…

2014-01-14: I am so disappointed in our legal system, hopefully this will be fixed before all software companies …

2014-01-10: Happy anniversary Kim. I love you!

2014-01-09: Jelly bumped @avocado from Best New in Social Networking, sniff sniff :(

2014-01-02: The new @Instacart iOS app looks great! Congrats to the team! @Max @apoorva_mehta @shiftb …

2013-12-20: Reading through the @avocado iOS app reviews. Brings a tear to my eye. We’ve got some really …

2013-12-17: Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes! Yesterday was great!

2013-12-04: iOS 7 Reaches 70% Penetration on iOS Devices t.co/nSLB2alWi…

2013-11-25: Made it all weekend without smoking. Then lost it as of 1am on Sunday. Will have to start again …

2013-11-23: This is so cool! I think it will make it! t.co/dCCEC2PGr…

2013-11-22: Any of my fellow iOS Devs’ notice issues with view snapshots and background fetch? Hit me …

2013-11-21: Probably shouldn’t be feeding Steve crackers but it’s fun @avocado …

2013-11-20: This sucks. Might have actually fixed some things. #inventdonttroll t.co/EWFJKDsg5…

2013-11-20: On my last pack now. Ready to quit! t.co/gxYvW7aNA…

2013-11-19: Is it just me or does 7.1 seem to be snapper on my iPhone 5s. Yay 64bit!

2013-11-19: Wow t.co/2cgR2F89i…

2013-11-19: Check out the new team titles t.co/tM8FXgGHv… @avocado

2013-11-16: I’m at Blue Bottle Coffee - @bluebottlemint (San Francisco, CA) w/ 6 others …

2013-11-16: Just tried to FaceTime my mom, instead I had a face to face wrong number chat. #oops

2013-11-11: t.co/BmfpvpG0j…

2013-11-07: After reading the app reviews today, feeling a bit depressed, but motivated to turn people’s frowns …

2013-11-01: App Store arm64 problem solved with the following #xcode #arm64 #fatbinary t.co/5rcfiWKjT…

2013-10-31: Come on Xcode, 5.0.1 is supposed to support arm64 for SDK 6.0+, iTunes connect still rejects! #wtf …

2013-10-28: People loving @avocado! Great! t.co/D62YlFRYZ…

2013-10-15: Hey @SpeakerBoehner: Stop the shutdown, pay the bills, and get back to the real work Americans sent …

2013-10-11: Americans want Congress to do its job. @SpeakerBoehner: #EnoughAlready

2013-10-10: Good article on keychain access with iOS 7 background modes. #ios7 t.co/yt3WjrgGd…

2013-10-09: I’m getting President Obama’s back – will you join me? t.co/aOzaLctGA…

2013-10-03: Apple OS X Mavericks GM! Sweet! Coming to a Mac near you soon! #newfruit

2013-10-01: 9 things you need to know about how the government shutdown affects our daily lives: …

2013-10-01: .@SpeakerBoehner, you’ve lost control of the House. You can stop this – end the …

2013-09-30: Loving the new ARM64 iOS arch! Yay 64 bits! (at @Avocado Software Inc HQ) t.co/7qTCt6dgg…

2013-09-25: iOS 7 Tech talk in SF. Fingers crossed! t.co/zY36vDewz…

2013-09-24: Note to followers: OS Updates != H20 Resistance! t.co/5m0m7FGFZ…

2013-09-17: Hello iOS 7. #ios7 #sweet #awesome t.co/8ykW0awxk…

2013-09-13: “Reeder 2 by Silvio Rizzi” so the iOS 7 updates begin. t.co/mdC23Drs9…

2013-09-11: I’m so unhappy with my @sprint service in SF. Unlimited Data is completely useless if it never …

2013-09-10: Apple Event at 10am PST stay tuned for more Different Thinking…. #apple #appleevent #ios7

2013-09-09: “Research Shows E-Cigs Might Be As Good For Quitting As Nicotine Patches” - god I hope …

2013-09-05: Another stoke of Balmer.T Clown, “Behind the Scenes of Microsoft’s Nokia Acquisition” …

2013-08-29: I just backed GNUstep Project on @Kickstarter t.co/xPLQ0QCrc… #doyourpart #objc #ruletheworld

2013-08-22: Just spent some time dealing with Core Foundation toll-free bridging. Forgot to __bridge_transfer. …

2013-08-17: I just backed GNUstep Project on @Kickstarter t.co/xPLQ0QCrc…

2013-08-16: Google is down! So is Gmail! iCloud is still up! :)

2013-08-14: Come on all! Let’s fund this project and help Cocoa/Obj-C rule the world! #objc #gnustep …

2013-08-09: Created new #Xcode New File templates project at Avocado. Right now it’s just to create our …

2013-08-08: Me coming home to puppy. First attempt. t.co/SCvY1vFWb…

2013-08-07: There should be a maximum income before you’re not able to steal. Unreal. t.co/hSH8p3z5Z…

2013-08-01: #NowPlaying Witness by Mindless Self Indulgence on #Spotify t.co/Zlb50y2C8…

2013-07-25: Headed back to #SF man it’s hard to say goodbye again… t.co/dawtItrlh…

2013-07-23: Happy birthday Kim! Glad we could visit home for your birthday! You’re the love of my life!

2013-07-20: Finally made it to #Gainesville

2013-07-20: Guess it’s a good time to head back to G-Ville for a visit #AppleDeveloper portal still down!

2013-07-20: Found this old Daring Fireball mention of @avocado. Man I love working here! t.co/ZxehsASMY…

2013-07-20: I can’t believe @apple Dev Center is still down. Unreal! Something went very very wrong. Down …

2013-07-19: I forgot how cool Xcode’s NS_OPTIONS macro is. Lovin it!

2013-07-19: Can’t believe tomorrow will be my first time home in a year. Can’t wait for …

2013-07-12: On my way to my last @Instacart party. It’s a bit bitter-sweet. To all the guys, this last …

2013-07-01: Frost muni ride from my new home. God I love SF! Feel full of possibilities!

2013-06-29: First night in our new SF apartment! So stoked! t.co/oFBx4fDcP…

2013-06-27: #NowPlaying Came Back Haunted by Nine Inch Nails on #Spotify t.co/AQKbxJXzN…

2013-06-27: #NowPlaying Strings and attractors by How To Destroy Angels on #Spotify t.co/B5h3lWYci…

2013-06-27: We love using @avocado, the best app for couples. Check them out: t.co/5HKDticXk…

2013-06-26: iOS 7 is making me miss calls from Kim due to the lack of a ring sound! Come on my favorite company!

2013-06-21: Free Grocery Delivery $10 off first order on Instacart. Coupon code: BJONES31

2013-06-10: Day 1 of WWDC was amazing! t.co/zvzvLbZpy…

2013-06-10: Automatic updates beautiful. Now there’s no excuse to have the latest! #wwdc

2013-06-10: Mac Pro 2 #wwdc t.co/e6NOBMPpc…

2013-06-10: New Mac Pro! I’m getting one! t.co/D1sT6hU3Q…

2013-06-10: Bing and Apple. Fuck Google! #wwdc

2013-06-10: Push notification trigger background task yes! #wwdc

2013-06-10: All app multitasking! iOS 7 #wwdc

2013-06-10: iOS 7 looks amazing #wwdc

2013-06-10: Why is everyone so obsessed with making web versions of apps! #wwdc

2013-06-10: Yay new Mac Pro oh my god! I love it #wwdc

2013-06-10: Maps and Notifications Looks Amazing on Mavericks! #wwdc

2013-06-10: And it starts! Keynote #wwdc

2013-06-10: T-5 till Keynote #wwdc

2013-06-10: Inside and waiting T-9 min! #wwdc

2013-06-10: WWDC 2013 getting inside. t.co/7XfjJxUOK…

2013-06-10: At the door! #WWDC

2013-06-10: Checked in and in line. Line moving fast #WWDC

2013-06-10: Headed in #WWDC

2013-06-10: Waiting to head in 7 mins remaining! (@ Apple Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) w/ 80 others) …

2013-06-10: About to checkin at #WWDC should have done it yesterday damn! t.co/oFjC7GxWK…

2013-06-10: On Caltrain headed to WWDC 2013! Excited!

2013-06-06: New update to @instacart app on App Store!

2013-06-05: Thank you @Instacart for this quick healthy bowl of goodness! t.co/qV1MJ4BFn…

2013-05-23: Firebase and Core Data match made in heaven! t.co/64r5twHOr…

2013-05-23: Sweet! t.co/ao5TQJ4xk…

2013-05-15: New Android IDE. Still same old story Android IDE < Xcode. Guess InterfaceBuilder is so boss, …

2013-05-14: Instacart updated the App! It’s sweet, looks great! Save $10 with code BJONES11 …

2013-05-13: This Tool Rocks! View your iOS Stack! Love this! t.co/svgLGlztA…

2013-04-28: Check it out! I just did this activity on Sōsh: “The Ice Cream Bar” (at The Ice Cream …

2013-04-25: Finally got my WWDC ticket activated so stoked!

2013-04-25: WWDC is something I’ve dreamed about as a kid! First year on west cost first WWDC!

2013-04-25: WWDC SOLD OUT IN 90secs! Guess who has a ticket! #wwdc

2013-04-25: Got WWDC ticket yay!

2013-04-23: Cool quick plugins for Xcode 4! t.co/hjWE2rowO…

2013-04-15: Love it! Can’t wait to play this prank on someone! t.co/CWCkeXC81…

2013-04-11: #WWDC 2013: be the first to know! t.co/rYdMdOUZ2… via @WWDCBlast

2013-04-07: Kim @ Big Basin State Park t.co/5zoMoyxPL…

2013-04-07: Big Basin State Park t.co/IIXVlreyA…

2013-04-04: Thanks for this. t.co/6aaAAhW8T…

2013-04-01: We’re expanding… Pivot… @instacart t.co/3DmDKJJCO…

2013-03-28: Cali-Pup! t.co/Xs6AWh8Yp…

2013-03-27: I love this apps UI. LOVE IT! @mailbox! Check it out: t.co/6NBLuWy2a…

2013-03-12: Instacart Cart Sharing! t.co/DmCuBR1Nw…

2013-03-05: Google Is Building A Same-Day Amazon Prime Competitor, “Google Shopping Express” …

2013-03-05: I just reserved my @mailbox. Have you reserved yours? t.co/6NBLuWy2a…

2013-02-27: Amazing Whole Foods! t.co/d7MXwgadz…

2013-02-25: I just reserved my @mailbox. Have you reserved yours? t.co/6NBLuWy2a…

2013-02-18: At work! (at @instacart) t.co/DnZfcvHT

2013-02-18: 2nd favorite coffee in the City! (at @thecreamerysf w/ 3 others) t.co/gCdhbp6y

2013-02-13: If you’re in SF check out @Sosh! It’s a personal concierge that recommends date ideas, …

2013-02-09: Kim, puppy and me at Half Moon Bay t.co/Yx5bOEqb

2013-02-08: Check out @Instacart, a grocery store on your phone! Save $10 with code BJONES11 t.co/dNypJxeH

2013-02-01: #NowPlaying Thrift Shop - feat. Wanz by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis on #Spotify t.co/fKYyTqSZ

2013-01-26: Just tried to watch Army of Darkness with Kim. I live it she hates it….

2013-01-24: Get $25 in free driving when you join Zipcar with this link: t.co/qL0Dh2nc

2013-01-24: I’m listening to “Tebowie (Live)” by Jimmy Fallon on Pandora t.co/oK0EPAdM …

2013-01-21: I just ousted @shiftb as the mayor of Instacart HQ on @foursquare! t.co/S1CZIXqw

2013-01-20: Picking up Kim yay! (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) w/ 141 others) t.co/ZeVy4dOt

2013-01-16: Check out @Instacart! It’s grocery shopping from your iPhone with 1-hour delivery! …

2013-01-15: Coffee (@ Small Foods) t.co/FN2ZSdeq

2013-01-14: Instacart team outing. (@ Cigar Bar & Grill) t.co/Shp0NudO

2013-01-14: Heading home to doggy! (@ San Francisco Caltrain Station w/ 13 others) [pic]: t.co/upMW0H2I

2013-01-08: Am I the only one who loved the old @twitter iPad’s pancake layered view style? #discuss

2013-01-07: At SFO. Kim’s headed to g-ville. @ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) t.co/lNfyU1mU

2013-01-07: I just unlocked the “Swarm” badge on @foursquare! t.co/LEtqGlJE

2013-01-07: Dropping Kim off at the Airport. She’s visiting gville. LUCKY…. (@ San Francisco …

2013-01-07: Coffee break! (@ Caffe Centro w/ 2 others) t.co/H54ZVGcH

2013-01-03: I wish I had found this like a month ago. Oh well, here it is now so I won’t forget it. …

2013-01-03: Inhaling coffee. (@ Small Foods) t.co/d5xasPPc

2013-01-03: Change Mission Control Animation Speed (Mountain Lion) #yay t.co/BBl09IXA

2013-01-02: Hacking away. Play times done now that the App Store is back from holiday break! (@ Instacart HQ) …

2013-01-02: Why is it that I can’t seem to stand the sound of “let’s use UIWebViews rather …

2012-12-05: Check out @Instacart! It’s grocery shopping from your iPhone with 1-hour delivery!

2012-11-14: Check out my professional profile and connect with me on LinkedIn. t.co/uvm8Sbvs #in

2012-11-08: Not sure how I feel about this. The NeXT in me wants to have Scott’s back, but Ive maybe the …

2012-11-06: Obama won yeah

2012-09-24: So is this TDD framework: t.co/OClIyfEz

2012-09-24: This project management is starting to grow on me: t.co/YTjEoib6

2012-09-22: Just got my apartment keys! Silicon Valley I’m here to stay!

2012-09-22: Working at Tactile is amazing. Without a doubt some of the smartest and most talented folks …

2012-08-27: Nice… t.co/zlIByIIJ

2012-08-25: View from my porch. t.co/NiLNQiYq

2012-07-15: I just unlocked the “Newbie” badge on @foursquare for checking in for the first time! …

2012-07-15: Doing my weeks worth of laundry. (@ Wash Club) t.co/jhq9hrdz

2012-07-11: #NowPlaying Inner City Pressure by Flight Of The Conchords on #Spotify it’s how I …

2012-07-11: My diggs in San Fran! t.co/8YADtge1

2012-07-11: Finally got a more stable place to work/sleep. It’s amazing how much time packing and hauling …

2012-07-05: LOL t.co/XMIl992Z

2012-07-05: Hmm… Not sure how much I should care about this now… t.co/GWjS86lI

2012-07-04: I’ve arrived near Silicon Mecca! t.co/CroMu4ar

2012-07-03: Last night in Gainesville! t.co/irWSlh0S

2012-06-25: Well… I guess this isn’t a stretch for them. God/Jesus have never been recorded on sonar and …

2012-06-23: Remove the Alias Arrow Badge From Icons in Mac OS X t.co/E4vybzDf

2012-06-20: Moving to San Francisco on the Fourth of July

2012-06-10: The amazing origin of Apple on Intel from @covestor t.co/c8Manfy4

2012-05-19: The Apple II…. sculpted by Woz! t.co/52WAR4c9

2012-05-16: Wow :) t.co/mmt8eoPn

2012-05-06: Just resurrected my twitter account. I got owned by some twitter bot… sorry guys…